Rhubarbarian

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Behold the Rhubarbarian! Galloping toward recipes with fingers stained the color of blood; conquering all naysayers who turn up their noses at its stalky goodness! Join the horde. You’ll get all the best huts.
Rhubarb generally turns up in pie form which, while tasty, always seemed to me like a visual waste. [...]